so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I have tasted many bathrooms
I need to align my fucking chakras
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