I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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