Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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