We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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