THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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