i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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