There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.