Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.