Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.