Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
