Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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