So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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