remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I am naked and annoyed.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
God, I missed his penis.
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