is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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