Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
How does one acquire holy water?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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