you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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