I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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