Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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