So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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