But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I need to align my fucking chakras
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