Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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