Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Semen is not good for contacts.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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