i think i have herpe
just one?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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