Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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