I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just blew my weed a kiss
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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