I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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