New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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