The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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