it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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