white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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