Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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