So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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