is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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