How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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