so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So many bounce houses so little time
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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