I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
