My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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