Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.