is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.