Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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