i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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