i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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