So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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