is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
