She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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