; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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