Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Blood and glitter go together right?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
