D3 body, D1 cock
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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