So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
