so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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