Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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