i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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