if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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