dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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